Women...... Oh Women!!

sm thing i wanted to share from my collection...:)

If you are well dressed,
she thinks you are a play boy
If you are not
she thinks u are a beggar

If you kiss her,
she thinks you are not a gentleman
if you dont
she thinks you are not a man

If you praise her
she thinks you are a lier
if you dont
she thinks you are good for nothing

If you vist her often
she thinks u are boring
if you dont
she accuses u for double crossing

if you visit another girl
she accuses you for being a cheat
if she is visited by another guy
she says "Oh!! its natural, we are girls"

if you propose love within a brief time,
u are a fresh guy
if you propose love later
she wonders why?

if you are jealous
she says its bad
if you are not
she doubts your love n is not glad

if you attempt romance
she things you dont respect her
if you dont
she thinks you dont like her

if you listen
she wants to talk
if you wana talk
she too wants to talk

Oh Woman!!!!

you are so simple, Duh
yet so complex....

you are so weak, Duh
yet so powerful...

you are so confusing, Duh
yet so desirable...